“I like it on the couch”
“I like it on the staircase”
“I like it on the kitchen counter”
I’d like it to not be every single status on my Facebook wall. For those out of the loop and too lazy to Google, ‘it’ refers to the girl’s purse. And the meme is supposedly for breast cancer awareness – it is October. Last year, it was posting your bra color. Let’s be honest, at least with bra color – you can make a loose connection to breast cancer. But purses…? Well, the only connection I could think of is that purses hold the money that you should donate to help support breast cancer awareness/research/etc. That’s a weak tie. For a cause that has such good marketing and advertising, is this really the best thing you could think up?
The only thing you’re raising awareness about is how many women on Facebook have the sense to humor of a 10 year old. OMG, it seems like I like to have sex on the floor! Heehee! Shoot me please. In case it’s a big secret – you can actually post enigmatic sexual innuendos ANY TIME YOU WANT on Facebook. In fact, you don’t even have to be suggestive – you can post all the graphic details you want. Maybe less funny, but definitely more interesting than where you keep your purse.
